[text] I’m counting

-throws open the door-Pleasetell me that was in time!

alan-one asked: [text] If you don't open this door in ten seconds i'm leaving and i'll put this Stan Lee signed Avengers comic in the trash.

[text] OKAY HOLD ON I’LL BE RIGHT THERE

alan-one:

popcorn-coworker:

alan-one:

popcorn-coworker:

Since I haven’t had one all morning.

The hugs require input on your end too, Alan. You know you can just come and give me a hug whenever, right?

You’d hate me if I walked into your room when I get up at 5am demanding a hug. 

…Maybe. But the offer still stands.

You’re just being stubborn now. But…just this once i’ll come over to you. 

Awesome. I’ll be waiting.

(Reblogged from alan-one)

alan-one:

popcorn-coworker:

Since I haven’t had one all morning.

The hugs require input on your end too, Alan. You know you can just come and give me a hug whenever, right?

You’d hate me if I walked into your room when I get up at 5am demanding a hug. 

…Maybe. But the offer still stands.

(Reblogged from alan-one)

Since I haven’t had one all morning.

The hugs require input on your end too, Alan. You know you can just come and give me a hug whenever, right?

alan-one asked: You're late for your hugs, Roy.

How can I be late?

So, recreating Swedish Meal Time is fun, but it’s hell to clean up…

Well, I know what I’m doing today.

(Reblogged from nightmareloki)

So…

alan-one:

popcorn-coworker:

alan-one:

popcorn-coworker:

alan-one:

I don’t know. What can you offer, Mr. Kleinberg?

……Hugs? I don’t know. Free coffee for a year?

I’ll take payment in hugs. 

Okay then! When do I need to start paying you..?

I think you should start as soon as you can. You’ve got a lot of payments to catch up on.

You have a point there, Mr Bradley.

(Reblogged from alan-one)